Our Flustered Captain

What's that? A mighty gale from the south? Curses be! Why is it that every time a sea captain gets a moment to himself, there's always some damnable gale or other...steady as she goes, Mr. Mate. Bolster that standing rigging, Toulouse; clamp that spritsail, Jegger. All of you whelps mind the run and we'll get through this accursed cloud by letting her have her way with us.

Damnable gales. Just as I was sitting down to a mug of wine and a thrilling adventure by Mr. J.P. Arlington. Those books aren't easy to come by, in the ports along our course. Arlington having fallen by the wayside of mainstream literary popularity, i suppose, a damnable shame.

That is all men. Carry on.
YOU JUST GOT HACKED!!! HEHEHE <3

YOU JUST GOT HACKED!!! HEHEHE <3

&#8220;Your social life ain&#8217;t no better than my hot dog stand. Your edumacation ain&#8217;t no hipper than what you understand.&#8221;

“Your social life ain’t no better than my hot dog stand. Your edumacation ain’t no hipper than what you understand.”

(Source: publicwitness)

For Precious.

For Precious.